If you want lights that survive the British weather, go with the IP65-rated Gcstnn, Dalugo, or Isisyu. For indoor-only setups where pennies matter more than waterproofing, the Etopgo is a sensible, inexpensive choice.
If you are on a tight budget and just need something for the mantelpiece, this does the job nicely. Do not expect it to survive a storm.
What We Liked 👍
Extremely affordable price point
Flexible wire for easy shaping
Clear timer functionality
What Could Be Better 👎
Not water resistant at all
Why pay more for plastic?
Most of these lights are essentially the same bits of wire and LED bulbs dressed up for the season. The biggest difference is whether they can handle a bit of British drizzle. The Gcstnn, Dalugo, and Isisyu models come with an IP65 rating, meaning they are built to live outside without shorting out the moment a cloud rolls in.
The cshare and Etopgo units are strictly indoor residents. If you put them on your front gate, you are just asking for disappointment. For my money, I would rather have the extra protection of an outdoor-rated unit, even if I end up using it inside, because it usually means the battery box is sealed a bit tighter.
The simple truth about length and light
Don't let the marketing photos fool you. A single five-meter strand is rarely as full as they make it look. If you want a lush, spooky display, you are almost certainly going to need two. That is why the two-pack options from Isisyu and Dalugo are the most sensible path forward. You get more wire for your pound and you won't have to scramble to the shops at the last minute because one strand wasn't enough to cover the pumpkin patch.
My final word on these spooky strings
If you want to do the job once and do it right, grab the Isisyu two-pack. It gives you the best bang for your buck, it is waterproof for the outdoors, and the timer means you won't have to fiddle with it every evening. It's the most practical choice for a busy household.
For those who only need a small touch of color for a bookshelf or a fireplace and want to spend as little as possible, the Etopgo is your best bet. It is cheap, cheerful, and does exactly what it says on the tin, provided you keep it dry.